Columbia Cleaning Services

Cleaning So Good, It's Downright Dirty

From sparkling kitchens to spotless bathrooms, Talk Dirty To Me Cleaning Services turns mess into magic. Whether you need a quick spruce-up, a deep clean, or help tackling the chaos of a move, we’ve got you covered. Let us handle the dirt so you can enjoy the shine!

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A Clean Start for a Healthier You

We believe a clean space is the foundation for a clear mind and a healthier life. Our services are designed to create an environment that promotes relaxation, happiness, and well-being.

Inclusive Values
As a queer and neurodivergent friendly business, we create an environment where everyone feels respected and valued.
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Personal Touch
We don’t just clean; we build relationships, tailoring each experience to your needs and preferences for the perfect result every time.
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Satisfaction Guaranteed
We value your time and guarantee prompt delivery of our products/services, enabling you to stay on track and meet your deadlines.
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Let Us Make Your Holidays Shine!

The holidays are busy enough—let us handle the cleaning! Whether you’re preparing for family gatherings, festive parties, or just want your home to sparkle for the season, our Holiday Cleaning Specials have you covered.

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Our Services

Leave the Dirty Work to Us

You’ve got better things to do. Let Talk Dirty To Me Cleaning Services handle the grime while you relax and unwind.

General Cleaning
Keep your home tidy and inviting with our regular cleaning services. Perfect for maintaining a clean, comfortable space every week or month.
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Deep Cleaning
Refresh your home with our thorough deep cleaning service. Ideal for seasonal cleans, move-ins, or tackling those hard-to-reach spots.
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New Year Cleaning
Start the year fresh with a spotless home! We handle the post-holiday mess and help you begin the new year in a relaxing space.
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Custom Cleaning
Need something extra? From laundry to organization, our add-on services are tailored to meet your unique cleaning needs.
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Your Cleaning Team

Our team is committed to providing the best cleaning services with respect and kindness. We take pride in making sure every client’s needs are met. Learn more about the experts behind the clean.

Aiden Wolfe (he/they) Aiden is passionate about providing inclusive and judgment-free cleaning services. With several years of professional residential cleaning experience, and a background in working with children with special needs, he ensures that every client feels comfortable and cared for.
Theo Hearon (they/he) Theo is a key part of Talk Dirty To Me Cleaning Services, known for their exceptional attention to detail and compassionate cleaning approach. Theo ensures every client’s home is welcoming and spotless.

“My husband and I had been looking for a reliable cleaner in Bellingham to help us with basic upkeep and some seasonal deep cleans, who would also be chill cleaning a gay pagan household. We couldn’t be happier with the bi-weekly assistance and really value the respect and dignity he and his team offer our home. Letting a cleaner into your home can feel very vulnerable, but Aiden and Theo deliver both a great home cleaning and trust that your privacy is yours.”

- Joseph M.